Dr. 59 here. Yes, Dr. 59
Ph.D. on this end sitting tall in the helm seat of the mega yacht 5ive-9ine . I am the most
controversial internet radio talk show host ever presented to mankind. I
am also the most intelligent, best looking (quite the man if I do say so
myself) best dressed, articulate, avant-garde, man-about-town and highly
educated, holding 11 undergraduate degrees, three Masters Degrees and a
Ph.D.
I will make you think. I will make you angry. I will make you consider, ponder, meditate and otherwise dwell on the situation in which you find yourself on this planet! My job is to bring you the facts. The facts as we all understand them but that you are too afraid to speak about publicly because you are not as smart or as articulate as 5ive-9ine on this end and you fear reprisal if you speak your mind. In other words - you lack strength of character, courage and commitment to your beliefs on your end! You also lack any ability to express yourself in an intelligent manner.
Thinkers will find intellectual refuge with 5ive-9ine on this end. 5ive-9ine is a refreshing spring of truth in a world of corporate deceit, platitudes and mental masturbation. Corporate media content manipulation does not occur on this show. I accept no advertising and you will not hear commercials of any kind, nor will you be insulted with “pop up” ads during your visit. Nor will you be treated to "musical interludes" of some guitar or piano playing freak out to make a name for themselves at my expense. You will listen to 5ive-9ine and will you listen hard. You will be stunned at the topics I address and ever more so by the way in which I address them. I will not sugar coat life for you. I will not sanitize the events of our day to make them more palatable nor will I say flowery things to make you feel good on your end! I bring you the real world, not the one you see on TV or that your government allows you to hear. This is the Internet. This is 5ive-9ine . You - are a student of 5ive-9ine .
Don't you dare sit there in judgment of 5ive-9ine on this end! Listen for yourself, use both ears and think!
Difficult though it will be - engage your brain. You'll find it needs the
exercise!
- Yours in humble service, 5ive-9ine On-This-End
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Listener Statistics &
Dr. 59 Trivia
The Dr. 59 Ph.D. Show is listened to in over 33
countries by over 2,300 people per month.
The
Favorite listening time: 1:00 PM – 11:00 PM.
Average time spent listening per visit: 43 minutes.
Average latency between when a program is made available and
when it is first listened to: 12 minutes.
The low is 24 seconds.
Listener Loyalty: 91% of the listeners of the Dr. 59 show
return within 72 hours of their first visit.
87% of all listeners listen to a complete program per visit. The high is 600 visits by one listener in a
single month.
The Dr. 59 Show is not advertised anywhere and never has been. No advertising is accepted and Dr. 59 is paid
$1.00 per year to host this program.
Dr. 59 Trivia: He is an expert drummer and plays a 5-drum
Gretch kit equipped with Remo ring suppressors.
His cymbals are Ziljidan A Custom series, his bass pedal is DW and he
uses Regal Tip 7a sticks or Regal Tip Jazz sticks and he can read/play drum
music. His favorite drummer is Charlie
Watts of The Rolling Stones.
Favorite book: The Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
Favorite movie: Apollo 13.